Here’s Lula with some advice on dealing with the opposite sex:
“He’s hot,” Lula said,”But he’s a pig. All men are pigs.”
“Do you really believe that?”
“No, but it’s a point of view to keep in mind. You don’t want to go around thinkin’ shit is your fault. Next thing you know, they got you makin’ pot roast and you’re cutting up your MasterCard.”
–Lula and Stephanie, Finger Lickin’ Fifteen by Janet Evanovich
The Deranged Librarian 