Reading A Feast for Crows by George R.R. Martin, and I have to keep looking into the back of the book where all the family trees are because I have no memory of these books except for the parts where my least favourite characters finally bite the dust! I spent a good twenty minutes reading the family trees to figure out who is who and then when I was finished I came across this gem. His acknowledgment section. I love that that is how he decides to start it. Good man.