I’m currently reading Stephen Kings Misery and I’m starting to get the feeling I’ll never finish it because I’m a huge chicken and it’s giving me heart palpitations.
Here is an abridged version of what my reactions have been throughout this book:
Oh that dude is screwed. This bitch is crazy. Ew. Ew. EW. WHAT ON EARTH?! WHY IS SHE DOING THAT?! *gags* *covers eyes* Oh, you are not getting out of this one Paul. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR DRUGS?! GET OUT OF THERE!!! Oh god oh god oh god oh god. No no no nonononono…She’s going to kill if you she finds out. She’s back oh god oh god oh god…*shrieks out loud and puts down book*.
I literally gagged and screamed. No joke, codeine in your coke.