Thrift Store Saga: My New Boyfriend

Guys, it’s no secret that my love life solely consists of the men in books. I love them, I want to marry them, and their counterparts on the silver screen.

But yesterday I met someone. Someone so wonderful that I needed to share it with everyone. I need the world to know of this love.

My new found love is:


David Duchovny.

We’re very happy together and about to buy a car.


Who knows what the future holds, but I can tell you right now, it’s going to be awesome.

Constant vigilance.

*Stay tuned for more of my love affair with David Duchovny and our fantastic adventures. Any thoughts on a name for it?