Holy crap, the last book I reviewed was Safe Haven?! That was months ago! I’m the absolute worst.
But now I’m back. From outer space. Dooooweeeeoooooo!
I think I was hit on the head earlier…or watched Pride and Prejudice too many times. And probably shouldn’t have eaten cotton candy. *Somersaults away*
I need to pull it together. SO. Site news: Vacation over. I’m back. I’m cracked. And I have plans for some newer posts featuring some family members. That’s right! My brother (who is in the process of moving and has said he’ll write when he feels like it) wants to review some books since I’m mostly a light fiction reader during the summer. Remember when I read Anna Karenina and no one was having fun?!?! KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU’RE READING ANOTHER POST ON JUDE DEVERAUX.
I don’t know why I’m yelling. It’s not like this is a Howler. … … I wonder if I could make this into a Howler…
Anywho. Kittycat (which is what I call my brother due to his ginger beard and Sully-like qualities [Monsters Inc] and my Boo-like qualities) is more than likely going to be reviewing some darker magic and sarcastic as fuck books. And my little sister, who I call Stroke-Face due to her unfortunate crying face, is also considering. It’ll be interesting to compare posts between the three of us reading the same books. (Ie. Game of Thrones)
Why am I telling you this? Well, at this point I’m pretty sure I’m just babbling for babblings sake.
Things are back to normal this week, so expect the regular posts from reviews, to quotes, to Artie and Dexter meeting David Duchovny. (Spoiler: Neither were impressed with him.)
Constant vigilance, see you tomorrow!
The Deranged Librarian 
Ahhhhhh Mulder?!?! I wouldn’t be able to get any words out if I met him. He was my first crush!
Haha, yeah, my David Duchovny action figure came home with me. What screenplay are we talking here?
X files lol I also love him in Californication.
Ooooo they are making a movie?! That’s exciting! Maybe that’s what I’ll do for the rest of the day. Watch X-Files on Netflix haha, I have seen some when I was a kid and then that movie he was in (which I’m assuming is where the action figure is from because he’s not in a suit) with the aliens. I can never remember what it’s called. And I’ve never seen Californication either. I suck at being a Duchovny fan. haha.
I really hope whoever is adapting this to a screenplay rewrites the story to be, you know, good. Fuck it, can we have a movie of The Boss instead?