Yesterday I had the pleasure of having my first laser removal treatment for my tattoo. Being a fickle S.O.B. I’ve decided to remove some of it in order to add onto it.
Here’s the thing, people warn you that it hurts. Like reeeaaaally hurts. Hurts more than when you got the tattoo. What they don’t tell you is that it hurts like being hit by the fires of Mount Doom. I seriously had to hold my legs down because they were trying to escape of their own volition and/or trying to kick the poor girl who was laser beaming me.
Then on the third spot of her doing this (right between the eye. seriously.) I pulled back in order to clock her. Involuntarily of course. It was pure self preservation! She was hurting me, I would hurt her. Although punching is not nearly as painful as a laser. Obviously. (I hope you read that in Snape’s voice because that’s how I intended it. In fact, read everything from now on as though Alan Rickman is talking to you.)
This was all in a five minute span. Just so you are aware.
SO, I’m making a list of things that I think would be pretty on par with what I think it feels like, just in case you are ever thinking about it:
1)Being Viserys in Game of Thrones when Khal Drogo dumps the molten hot gold on his head. And thus killing him.
2)Becoming a vampire. Looks pretty painful.
3)Turning into a werewolf. I mean, your bones are shifting. Come on.
4) Frodo being poisoned by Shelob.
5)Being burnt with a thousand cigars in a concentrated area. And the cigars are covered in gasoline. And lava.
6)Being hit by Cyclops laser eyes. (Obvious)
7) Quirrel dying in Harry Potter.
8)Being under the Crucio spell. (Which ironically I was wearing my Crucio ring at the time!)
9)When Hermione is being cut into by Bellatrix.
10)How your heart feels when Fred dies.
Okay, I’m going to stop because this made me sad about Harry Potter out of nowhere.
Can’t wait for the next few sessions in a couple of months! (Not.)
Constant vigilance! (11 When Barty Crouch Jr is coming out of the Polyjuice potion haha Couldn’t resist.)