Here’s Tyrion and Bronn…again…:
Bronn was waiting outside the council chambers to escort him back to the Tower of the Hand. “The smiths are in your audience chamber, waiting your pleasure,” he said as they crossed the ward.
“Waiting my pleasure. I like the ring of that, Bronn. You almost sound a proper courtier. Next you’ll be kneeling.”
“Fuck you, dwarf.”
“That’s Shae’s task.” Tyrion heard Lady Tanda calling to him merrily from the top of the serpentine steps. Pretending not to notice her, he waddled a bit faster.
–T and B, A Clash of Kings. I love these two, they never fail to make me laugh with their bluntness. (The irony is not lost on me that I keep using Tyrion for quotes in my To Say a Little Word.)