Yeah, it’s scary to stand next to a shark with, like, thousands of rows of needle-sharp teeth. But at that moment, it was just a helpless, vulnerable creature that probably felt scared and lonely. Gia knew in her heart that the shark would not harm her.
Just to be sure, she said, “Don’t eat me, bitch.”
Gia, from A Shore Thing by Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi.
Yes. This is what I’m reading right now. And it’s kind of funny.