Hello sports fans!
I took an accidental hiatus, and I’m about to continue it, I just thought that I would let you know what’s up since I just disappeared.
The kids I nanny took a vacation so I had two weeks off and spent the time not relaxing easily. I missed them, I cleaned out my parents garage, I took a mini vacation with my little sister, I saw a psychic, went to a spa, went to the beach, and did a “Bob Ross Day” with one of my best friends. I went to paint mugs, I painted some random shelving thing I found in a thrift store, and I convinced my uncle to build me a bookshelf. (All which will be revealed on Instagram I’m sure.)
Since the kids are now back I’ve had little time to consider getting to any sort of writing since it’s been a mayhem week of getting back into the swing of summer. (Which mainly consists of kids running through sprinklers, getting caught in a nap time baby trap, and going for Iced Capp runs so I can keep up.)
This passed weekend I spent the time looking at wedding dresses and forcing my friend into puffy dresses (which she looks amazing in, but not her style. Sometimes you just need to see your friend look like a cupcake.) and teared up when I think we’ve found THE ONE dress. Then her engagement party on an island which I could not for the life of me find until I made a random stop. 40 minutes of my time with her vanished because I have a tendency to get lost even with huge amounts of instruction. This all led to a boat ride, swimming, and pie.
All of this I have survived on little sleep and somehow have gained 5 pounds when I’m supposed to be on a fitness regime and diet (which I have a fat coach again).
This just goes to show that when it comes to people, I’m the last one I take care of. Just as long as my body is present for everything, I think we’re okay right?
If this feels like the crazy ramblings of an exhausted human being that’s because it is.
And today I have to not just face my 3 regular charges who are pretty chill, but I have a brother duo coming up today (also pretty chill on their own, but add in more kids and it’ll always be chaotic) and another kid from my cousins friend and I’m sure to be half dead by 1130 today.
I’m telling you all this so you will see that I am justified in not writing to you for the next week since that is happening every day.
Maybe see you in August. Or my animated corpse will.
See you never, keep moving forward, constant vigilance.
The Deranged Librarian 