Guys…I know you know me in a sense. You know I read these types of books out of sheer curiosity and a sickness that I can only justify as “I need to know why this person thinks they can write a book and how on earth did it get published and who the hell reads this and takes this seriously and oh my god am I that person? No. No I’m not that person, I have a good head on my shoulders, I know this is pure nonsense. Everything will be fine. This is just a trashy summer book.”
Well fuck was I wrong.
I’ll admit it, as we all should: I judge books by their cover.
Just books, not people calm down.
Except…this books cover is a picture of JWowW dressed like a sexy teacher so maybe I was judging her a bit.
Except…that I kind of love everything she is about in real life.
Okay, now you’re just judging me. Ah well! She’s a no-nonsense mom who loves her body, who can argue with that? (Especially since she’s definitely the type of person who would clock you. I’ve seen it. On tv. I watch Jersey Shore. OH SHUT UP OKAY.)
Anyway. This book was surprising! Because it wasn’t pure trash. It wasn’t like the dumb and painful Situations book. It wasn’t a trashy summer book written about two girls on the Jersey Shore like Snooki’s.
The cover leads you to believe it’ll be just about sex. You would think that she would give advice about like…boning and you’re done.
But in reality, she gave sound advice on how to treat people like people and with respect and how to behave in a relationship. And how NOT to talk to people like an asshole. It was really nice actually.
You would never get that given the cover, but I’m actually glad that I read this.
And that’s really all I have to say about that.