Hello Puny Humans:
I have a pile of reviews building that go as far back as two summers ago. Yeesh.
Here’s the thing with life: Stuff happens to you and then other things are forgotten about.
These books weren’t one of those things, but reviewing them was. Typical me.
But here you go! Time to really start to catch up!
The Single Girl’s To-Do List–Lyndsey Kelk
A decent summer book, I gave it three stars which means it was just good and I would pass it on to someone going on vacation to read at the beach.
It’s about a make up artist girl who gets dumped and goes on the classic journey of self discovering all people who go through heartbreaking time go through only to make it out on the other side happier and healthier.
She makes a list of things she always wanted to do while in a relationship but couldn’t because she was being stifled without knowing it.
The list includes a make over (she always wore leggings and plain t-shirts…nothing wrong with that!), and getting drunk, going on a trip, and other typical things like that that would make a cute Katherine Heigl movie.
The Wedding–Nicholas Sparks
When I start reading Nicholas Sparks books I’m always in a mood already. Y’all know what I’m talking about:
You’re looking for a romance but you also know someone is going to fucking eat it in this book in an unexpected way that just makes you mad in the first place because all you were looking for was a fucking romance novel that’s predictable and lovely with a dynamic couple that you just want them to be happy at the end. But no. Nicholas Sparks likes to fuck with us.
He’s an asshole.
However, I gave this 4 stars out of 5 which means I absolutely adored this book. Which means (and I can’t actually remember this) someone likely didn’t fucking die at the end in a real weird twist of events!
So, this is a sequel of sorts to The Notebook (and if you never read that, you should because duh.) and it’s about Allie and Noah’s son Wilson who has let the romance die in his marriage and he didn’t even notice. His daughter is getting married and he’s finally facing the facts of his own marriage. It was a really sweet story, of course, and shows that you can make a comeback even from an indifferent marriage.
I really liked the message of this book. A lot of people could benefit from this story.
Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date–Katie Heaney
This book is very special to me, and I’m betting you can guess why given the title of it.
I always enjoy when I find fellow “weirdos” or people that I can actually relate to when it comes to stuff like this.
This book was very well written, and hilarious, and made me feel a lot less isolated in my singledom. I am not alone in this compartment of life and that means so much to me.
Even if I don’t actually know this person.
(And if I know for a fact that this woman is now in a committed relationship because I follow her on Instagram haha. They look very happy together by the way! Gives me hope.)
Definitely read this even if you are in a committed relationship because it’s just such a great story/memoir on this woman’s life. And if you don’t know how to commiserate or even understand the single people in your life: this will help.
Melissa Explains It All–Melissa Joan Hart
Another unexplainable autobiography that I picked up at a thrift store.
To be fair though: I was obsessed with Clarissa Explains it All and Sabrina the Teenage Witch when I was younger.
Always have been dyyyyying for magical powers. Even if it’s not with a wand but with the tip of my finger.
(That sounded pervy, but you’re with me.)
Melissa Joan Hart has always been a favourite of mine, I’ve even watched ‘Melissa and Joey’ and genuinely liked it. (I don’t know why I said that like it’s a terrible show. It’s a hilarious and cute show.)
So why would I be like “Why would I read this autobiography?”…probably because I didn’t actually give two rats poops about the actual actresses life. Like I’m happy if she’s happy but I don’t need a background check, you know?
But here I am. I’ve read the book, read her life, and now I DO give two rat poops about her life.
Especially since she’s led an interesting and dynamic life.
Who knew I would care so much that one of her boyfriend was a complete and total asshole? Or how happy I would be when she found the love of her life? Or that her families life would grip me so hard?
I don’t know who I am anymore. But here we are and I loved the book. Even if you aren’t a fan, it’s an interesting behind the scenes of the movie industry.