I love a good romance novel that 100% promises dirty sex scenes.
I have a juvenile mind where I don’t find these scenes sexy: I find them absurd and a good gut laugh.
Like I laugh my ass off like they told a good joke.
Man oh man.
I’m going to die alone.
Anyway, this is about an heiress (of course) who falls for a brick house of a man (of course) who is named Jasper (duh).
Because obviously.
I actually really like Sylvia Days writing, and she spun a good yarn while still keeping with certain romance novels tropes but without making the tropes seem corny as hell.
Not once did she mention anyone with an aquiline nose. Which now that I say that…what in the hell does that even mean???
Oh snap. I looked it up and it says “Like an eagle”. I had no idea! I thought it meant like perfect ski slope or something.
This. Changes. Everything.
Or does it? Probably not.
Constant vigilance! 
The Deranged Librarian 