Pride and Pleasure–Sylvia Day

I love a good romance novel that 100% promises dirty sex scenes.  I have a juvenile mind where I don’t find these scenes sexy: I find them absurd and a good gut laugh. Like I laugh my ass off like they told a good joke.  Man oh man.  I’m going to die alone.  Anyway, thisContinue reading “Pride and Pleasure–Sylvia Day”

The Sweet Spot–Stephanie Evanovich

This book is hard to judge just because it’s not what I thought it was going to be like when I first met these characters. They’ve appeared in another novel I read “Big Girl Panties” and they seemed like the more realistic of the two couples in the book. They were married, they were realContinue reading “The Sweet Spot–Stephanie Evanovich”

Wifey–Judy Blume

‘Wifey’ is based in the 60s, which I had no idea until I started reading and was like whoa what in the mother, why is everyone hating on black people so hard?! What sort of community is this?! The hatin’ kind. That’s who. So after reacclimatizing myself to reading about the racism in the 60sContinue reading “Wifey–Judy Blume”

Big Girl Panties–Stephanie Evanovich

I picked this book up solely because her name is Stephanie Evanovich. I love Janet Evanovichs stuff and I don’t know why I thought this would be similar (it’s not) and I thought she was her daughter. (Turns out neice.)   Even so, without once again, reading the back flap, I read this book coverContinue reading “Big Girl Panties–Stephanie Evanovich”

Beauty’s Punishment–Anne Rice

So sue me, I read the second one the second I put Lord of the Flies down. Maybe I just needed my sick violent nature sated (ew, I can’t believe I said that word) after there being no cannibals in the last book. I’m a perv, let’s move on. Haha  So nobody gets eaten inContinue reading “Beauty’s Punishment–Anne Rice”

The God that Comes–Hawksley Workman

Instead of a regular book review I thought that for once I would review a show that I’ve seen recently since I actually managed to leave my hovel and go out in the Vancouver city. I’m a huuuuuuuuuuge Hawksley Workman fan, our love affair began a million years ago when my sisters forced me toContinue reading “The God that Comes–Hawksley Workman”

This Bums Me Out

Can you see what’s happening here? In my beloved Chapters, THIS is what is going on. This is what the world is coming to! Sure, Jersey Shore is kind of funny in a “OMG, look at those fantastic idiots!” kind of what, who doesn’t love some hillbilly action in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? IContinue reading “This Bums Me Out”

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty–Anne Rice

*Fans self *  This book is for my lovely dirty birds. Now, you know I love a good dirty joke, a good dirty story, and a well-written book.  This didn’t have dirty jokes in it, but this book was really great! I kept seeing this book in thrift stores and I was wondering why thisContinue reading “The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty–Anne Rice”