Category Archives: Keep Moving Forward

Happy V-Day!

Okay ladies now let’s get in formation. Cuz we slay. Another year single, another year ready for a pringle. Am I right? Look, there are only so many ways that I can try to make you feel better about being single with me. Over the years I have written about what not to do toContinue reading “Happy V-Day!”

Work it Out Wednesday

Hello fellow humans: As you may have noticed (if you follow my Instagram stories or have seen me try to sit in a chair lately without making a sound) I have started the process of working out again. Ugh. I’d be super annoyed, but I do this to myself. I genuinely forget to look afterContinue reading “Work it Out Wednesday”

The First Year

Today marks the first anniversary of Doomsday’s death. An anniversary that I actually never thought would come. I figured she would live until I died and then we would enter the ether together. Like a wizard and their Patronus. Instead she was handed to me by a heartbroken vet into my openly weeping embrace. IContinue reading “The First Year”

“Give me a smile”–Keep Moving Forward

I got really amped up the other night because my brain decided that instead of sleep it would think over something that has really been bothering me. “Bitchy Resting Face”. I have it, I know that, I always look unimpressed or super annoyed when I’m just hanging around and thinking or just working away atContinue reading ““Give me a smile”–Keep Moving Forward”

Very Good Lives–J.K. Rowling

Sometimes I feel the need to curl up in J.K. Rowling’s writing like a security blanket. Harry Potter is obviously my favourite book series, even though I promised not to read it for five years after the movies were over I still broke that promise to myself and snuck them in a few times whenContinue reading “Very Good Lives–J.K. Rowling”

KMF: My Figs

Hey there, hi there, ho there! Last week I mentioned that I have found one of my ‘figs’ and although I’m sure you were just like ‘What the hell is she talking about?’ and then moved on with your life, I DID promise to explain myself. My friend sent me this thing awhile ago thatContinue reading “KMF: My Figs”

How to Be a Woman–Caitlin Moran

Morning all! This book is truly amazing. I borrowed it from my sister out of nowhere and I was pleasantly surprised. Borrowing is a little ridiculous since I have roughly 10000 books in my room so what the hell am I doing reading other peoples book lists?! But here we are. And I’m glad IContinue reading “How to Be a Woman–Caitlin Moran”

Annual Valentine’s Rant.

Hello Humans. With the couple holiday coming up you should know what is up next for us single people. Hell. Just kidding! Haha I like Valentines Day! All I meant was that it would be my annual “Buck up mother fucker!” speech because (ho ho, who would have guessed!) I’m still single and there isn’tContinue reading “Annual Valentine’s Rant.”

KMF: Treat Yo Self

This week I was feeling like a bag of garbage. My haircut is currently a mess due to growing it out for a wedding next year. (Through no fault of my friends, I’m sure she doesn’t give two shits if hairdressers have anything to work with come the time of her wedding.) My eyebrows wereContinue reading “KMF: Treat Yo Self”