This Bums Me Out

Can you see what’s happening here? In my beloved Chapters, THIS is what is going on. This is what the world is coming to! Sure, Jersey Shore is kind of funny in a “OMG, look at those fantastic idiots!” kind of what, who doesn’t love some hillbilly action in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? IContinue reading “This Bums Me Out”

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty–Anne Rice

*Fans self *  This book is for my lovely dirty birds. Now, you know I love a good dirty joke, a good dirty story, and a well-written book.  This didn’t have dirty jokes in it, but this book was really great! I kept seeing this book in thrift stores and I was wondering why thisContinue reading “The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty–Anne Rice”

Revisiting Old Enemies

One of my old classmates and current followers (which makes me feel a little like Loki whenever I say something like that) showed me this blog that does a recap, chapter through chapter, of Fifty Shades of Grey. Now, if you were like me, and were tortured through the book you’ll think this is hystericalContinue reading “Revisiting Old Enemies”

Bared to You–Sylvia Day

Nerdy nerdy dirty birdies! This book is fiiiiiiiilthy! It’s dirty! It’s nasty! It’s too dirty to clean its act up. Yeah. I just Christina Aguilera circa 2002’d you. Anyway, for all my dirty birds out there who are looking for something that’s actually literate while being sexy at the same time, this is the bookContinue reading “Bared to You–Sylvia Day”

Fifty Shades Darker–E.L. James

So Fifty Shades of Grey left us in a tailspin of emotion, a roller coaster ride of uncertainty, a hailstorm of wonder! Haha, just kidding. It left us thinking they weren’t going to be together. Well, obviously they get back together or there wouldn’t be two more books. They need to “talk out” their problemsContinue reading “Fifty Shades Darker–E.L. James”

Fifty Shades of Grey–E.L. James

Yeah. This one. I read this. Don’t judge me. My curiosity got the better of me. This is what I read after like seven really great and interesting books (in their own rights). My friend told me to forget what everyone told me about these books, about the bad writing, and disturbing sex scenes, aboutContinue reading “Fifty Shades of Grey–E.L. James”