Happy V-Day!

Okay ladies now let’s get in formation. Cuz we slay. Another year single, another year ready for a pringle. Am I right? Look, there are only so many ways that I can try to make you feel better about being single with me. Over the years I have written about what not to do toContinue reading “Happy V-Day!”

Annual Valentine’s Rant.

Hello Humans. With the couple holiday coming up you should know what is up next for us single people. Hell. Just kidding! Haha I like Valentines Day! All I meant was that it would be my annual “Buck up mother fucker!” speech because (ho ho, who would have guessed!) I’m still single and there isn’tContinue reading “Annual Valentine’s Rant.”

Keep Moving Forward: Valentines Day

Let’s talk about the international day of love that’s coming up, shall we? Every year people get either all gooey eyed over it or up in arms. I used to be up in arms with the troops of bitter people and all like “Boohoo, I have no one.” To quote Dwight Schrute: “False.” I’m runningContinue reading “Keep Moving Forward: Valentines Day”

Love Story

Okay, so I thought long and hard about this for about 24 hours. Or five minutes, whatever, you don’t know my life! I thought about all the lovely things I could do for you guys today, what books you should read, what you can do instead of being sad that you don’t have someone (ifContinue reading “Love Story”

Vancity Valentine

As you may have guessed from recent (and past) posts, I’m single. What a travesty, right? I’m pretty and awesome and have a unabashed love for dude-type things. (Re: My addiction to watching Lethal Weapon every summer, and my love of all things Joss Whedon. Not to mention my increasing collection of action figures andContinue reading “Vancity Valentine”

Plum Lovin’–Janet Evanovich

I forgot you guys yesterday! I’m so sorry! If it makes you feel any better, I was eating at a cute little french-ish cafe and had a sub-par sandwich. But the macarons made up for it. Anywho! A Between-the-Numbers book with Stephanie Plum looking for a little love advice. Diesel makes an appearance, which IContinue reading “Plum Lovin’–Janet Evanovich”

Valentine’s Horror

What’s this?! You don’t have the love of your life running around getting you flowers and candy and an extremely thoughtful gift that you didn’t even know that you wanted until they handed it to you?! OH. MY. GIDEONS. THE HORROR!!!! Well. I’m here to save the day little ducks. Being a perpetually single girlContinue reading “Valentine’s Horror”